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falling chandelier! Spirit Guide Rabid Transit System to the Lobby

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Send a few warm words to our 'Web' 
Master! Meet Lord Malvolio of the Green Flame! Create your own fire show! Find out about the Halloween Fireball Meteor! A special chant you can use around your own Halloween fire ring! Hot idea! Dress up as a racecar for Halloween! Lots of web sites have Cool Links! 
Check out our Hot Links - Links so hot they set our crematorium on fire! Go wild with a Purple Flame case for your computer! Cornelius will escort you to the Map Room
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